Top 5 Standard Techniques of Writing Avoidance

Not that I’ve done any of these today, but …

#5 – Reading about writing and pretending that it’s just as good
#4 – Doing “more important things” like laundry
#3 – Helping people who are Wrong On The Internet
#2 – Checking your paltry sales numbers on Amazon, et al (*)
#1 – Writing blog posts about writing avoidance

(*) This is accompanied by closing your eyes and forcefully willing them higher in the name of Uri Geller and the Vulcan Mind Meld

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